SIYING WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD!

hello earthlings!
im trying to find a chio photos of all of us (actually only me! HEHHE)
but there is none! SHITBALLS! we've been friends for like (omg!) NEARLY A YEAR and please no decent photos of us all together minus the penang trip ones which includes total extras *COUGHS IVAN COUGHS FANGJUN COUGHS!*!! i shall forget i ever went to that penang trip with those but hehe at least it was a cheap trip and good food yummmsss! anyways i seriously doubt heartless uptight 槟岛妹子 and the 大山脚毛男 will ever come to lovely johor bahru! TRAITORS! they said they will come last sem holiday YES I STILL REMEMBER! thanks to my ultra lame-ass memory i can remember all the lame-ass shit other than what i'm studying! TALENTED LEHHH~~~! QIU~! anyways bitches they dont get to experience the absolute lousy city infrastructure we have and also the bad and polluted air filled with motorcycles! DAMN YOU BOYS! at least its located next to singapore! SUCK ON THAT MALAYSIANS! i doubt i will ever become a true singapore citizen though. because everything is too expensive over there i will just live on bread and water (LIES!) and just buy all my LVs and Chanels and KateSpade! i will become bankrupt before i turn 25. HAHHAHA! okay maybe not!

EXAMS are going to be here and I AM SO NOT PUTTING EFFORT INTO STUDYING! sighss! I SERIOUSLY HOPE I CAN DO WELL! (i will study one lah!) and i hope the rest of my babies will do well too! NOT YOU DESMOND NOT YOU! you're a fully grown hairy boyz EW. hope you get into ANU or that airticket would be a total waste! (HAHAHAH!) i am not laughing at you, publically at least. HEHEHE! i still love you lah TMD. stop trying to push me or try to kill me with your death stares! TALKING ABOUT PUSHING!!!! OMG IM MAD BECOS I SERIOUSLY WILL FALL WHEN PEOPLE PUSH ME! damn you chengsoon STOP BEING "SPONTANEOUS"! look up the dictionary can! OMG YOU'RE SIBEH UPTIGHT I SWEAR! your children will be the exact replica of you!!!(CURSE) cant wait to have my alpha childrens and beat all of you boring uptight versions of chengsoon! MUHAHAHA!
anyways i already have my next sem resolution in hopes of becoming a skinny bitch by my brother's wedding on 10th to 12th October 2009!
1.) I WILL EAT WITHIN THE RECOMMENDED DAILY CALORIES INTAKE (i am so not doing that!)
2.) I WILL VISIT GYM 3 TIMES A WEEK FOR INTENSE WORK OUT
3.) I WILL TRY TO SAVE MONEY FOR AUSSIE ESCAPADE 2009!
4.) I WILL LEARN PHOTOSHOP DURING SUMMER BREAK! :D

sounds good yah!! i know i will look sibeh chio chio when i slim down but SADS! desmond wont be able to see your royal highness's chioness! you're welcomed to come to my castle next year when you're back (when i said castle i mean my terrace 25yo house :( HAHAHA!) anyways you guys get what i mean!

i need yummy pasta aaron PLEASE! LUNCH BOXES PLEASE! :(

PEACE AND LOVE BITCHES!
S

P.S: magan in exam mode is sibeh tense and scary CHILL MAN CHILL HAHAHA! i still love you lah! HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHE